HOW COLD IS IT???

IT IS SO COLD....

that Ed warmed his feet in the oven.

that we had to have lunch at Taco Bell just for the heartburn.

that H E doublehockeysticks is actually freezing over.

It is so cold here, my ass is frozen. (Cassy wants us to imagine a cute little donkey standing out in the snow.)

that Trail Zombie had to take his fart inside and thaw it out to hear (or smell) it.
[Editor's note: T Z's don't smell!!!!]

It was so cold we had to wear so many layers of running clothes that if you fell down, you just had to stay there until somebody found you and rolled you home!

It is so cold that Bobby can't breathe because he has frozen boogers.

It is so cold Coach Kathy had to leave for Bermuda.

It is so cold Susan thinks she should make Bobby sleep outside in the doghouse.

Simone packed all her stuff and needed a bigger bag.

so cold I thought I was passing a stone this morning, but it was just an ice cube.

Another from Susan: It is so cold my Ass too was frozen oh wait that is just Bobby frozen in the doghouse. (Poor Bobby. Next time, ya better help clean up the kitchen!)

It's so cold only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.

One word: SNOTSICLES!

GOOD STUFF, PEOPLE. KEEP 'EM COMING!