Can't wait to hear all the reports!!! (Picture swiped from Susan Sulphur's Face Book.)Thursday night brought out a good crowd.
From time to time, an interesting story arises from those in our group. This story came to light as Jason has in the past few months outgrown all of his shoes, and has had to buy new ones a whole size larger.
Why, I asked, has his feet grown so much in such a short amount of time, and no sooner than I asked, the answer was revealed. It was the new male enhancement pill ExtenZe, clinically proven to make men's feet larger and to increase performance. Jason, during an interview, offered, "When I heard that over 50 million ExtenZe pills were used last year alone with guaranteed results in the size of men's feet and in their race performance, I thought, 'Now I don't really care if ExTenZe makes my feet larger, but that increase in my race performance, well that could be interesting.'" _____________________________________________________________________________________"When Jason told me what he was taking and what it did, I thought ... this could be FUN.
Maybe we could run 5Ks more often, ya know, regain some of that old spark?
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ExtenZe is so sure that it will increase shoe size and race performance, that it offers a full 90 day guarantee. If you do not grow at least one whole shoe size, just return the unused portion for a full refund.
Jason has since completed back to back marathons and is doing his 1st 100 miler this fall.
Jason added, "....And that increase in shoe size....well that was kind of fun, too."
6 comments:
Oh my gosh...TZ...you are so funny!! Love it...
ha ha
With the help of ExtenZe, we hope to be performing well at some FUN 50ks soon!
I have been taking that stuff for all the wrong reasons. But my socks sure are fitting tighter. Hope it has nothing to do with Susan's heart condition.
Thanks for posting. My friend's name is Angela.
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